Mom is celebrating her thirty-ninth birthday. Before her is a vision of a grim future filled with people inviting her to yoga classes and parties where everyone claims to have "licked" a glass of wine. But mom doesn't want to spend time where goodnight is said by women who ONLY live for their children and try to outdo each other with their offspring's extracurricular activities. Instead, he clutches a glass of wine and mutters, “Life is f—” Over and over. Until he remembers that great idea...